Warden of the Wetlab - 2025

You leave us now for far fair fields, pastures green,
That shall soon bloom veridian, in your tending.
You are on your way to new adventures murine;
Your tenure as our furry fiend-shepherd is ending.

We shall receive no more offerings of coquito,
Spooky posters from the uncanny valley,
Cute pictures of little Kokoh Loquito…
The lab’s loss is impossible to tally!
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Logistician extraordinaire, godspeed on your quest!
With Karlach and the God of Thunder at your side,
I know you embark on this journey with zest,
And it will, I’m sure, be an amazing ride!